Scented Cynics™ Stale Beer and Bad Decisions Soy Candle, 9oz

Introducing the "Stale Beer and Bad Decisions" scented soy candle – a tribute to those unforgettable nights you'd rather forget. Encased in a stylish 9oz glass jar, this candle captures the essence of questionable choices and the morning after with a scent that’s both oddly comforting and brutally honest.

Features:

• Materials: Crafted from 100% natural soy wax blend, because even your worst decisions deserve an eco-friendly burn.
• Wick: 100% cotton wick, burning as steadfastly as your resolve to never repeat last night (until next weekend).
• Size: One size for all your reflective moments: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm).
• Safety: Compliant with ASTM safety standards, because poor choices shouldn’t come with added risks.
• Burn Time: 50-60 hours of reflective glow.
• Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because bad decisions know no boundaries.
• Note: All scents share the same wax color, because the scent of regret doesn’t need any embellishments.

Light up the "Stale Beer and Bad Decisions" candle and let its unmistakable aroma remind you of those nights out that turned into mornings in. Enjoy the steady glow and the comforting realization that every bad decision makes for a good story.