Scented Cynics™ Cheap Whiskey and Broken Dreams Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

Dive headfirst into nostalgia with our "Cheap Whiskey and Broken Dreams" scented soy candle. Each whiff is a reminder of those nights you should have forgotten but can't, all packaged in a stylish 9oz glass jar. This candle doesn’t just light up a room; it sets the stage for a darkly poetic monologue about life’s less glamorous moments.

Features:

• Materials: Crafted from 100% natural soy wax blend, because even cynics deserve clean-burning candles.
• Wick: 100% cotton wick, for a steady burn as enduring as your regrets.
• Size: One size fits all your melancholic moods: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm).
• Safety: Compliant with ASTM safety standards, because we’re reckless in spirit, not in practice.
• Burn Time: 50-60 hours of contemplative glow.
• Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because even our candles are world-weary travelers.
• Note: All scents share the same wax color, because sometimes, appearances don’t matter.

Indulge in the sweet scent of regret and the smoky aroma of dreams gone awry. Light up, reminisce, and let the flickering flame be your companion on this poetic journey through the past.