Introducing the "Netflix and Nil" scented soy candle – the perfect companion for those nights when you're scrolling through endless shows and finding nothing worth watching. Encased in a sleek 9oz glass jar, this candle sets the scene for an evening of minimal effort and maximum sarcasm.
Features:
Materials: Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, because even in laziness, we can make eco-friendly choices.
Wick: 100% cotton wick, burning as consistently as your indecisiveness over what to stream.
Size: One size, perfectly suited for your binge-watching marathons: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm).
Safety: Compliant with ASTM safety standards, because we’re all about safe lounging.
Burn Time: 50-60 hours of soft, ambient glow – perfect for that fifth “Are you still watching?” prompt.
Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, just like your favorite shows.
Note: All scents share the same wax color, because who needs variety when you have apathy?
Embrace the art of doing nothing with our "Netflix and Nil" candle. Light it up, settle in, and let the soothing scent of idleness wash over you.
